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Many will tell you that this or that is an important life lesson. You need to learn to go out on a limb, you need to learn to be responsible, you need to learn empathy… ect. Of course I feel that the one most important life lessons hasn’t yet been listed, as it is in a class off its own. You need to learn to be shit on.

Some take this as the most important life lesson, some don’t acknowledge it, and some of you are still wondering what I meant when I said shit. Aside from language, I would like to keep this PG-13, and thereby can assure that I make note of no obscure fetish of cult ritual when I say: getting shit on.

In layman’s terms, and I would think according to urban dictionary, being shit on is the same as getting kicked while you are down… it is the unsportsmanlike conduct of life. Getting shit on is like coming home to find that your dad has killed himself, and because of that you lose your car. Getting shit on is studying for a test, getting an F, and then getting grounded because of it. It’s losing your job because the boss found out your wife cheated on you. It’s just plain crappy. (<--- this is a pun. The theme of this paragraph was ways to be shit on and I just used he word crap. The words ‘crap’ and ‘shit;’ are synonymous) Hilarious.

Any way, the main theme of people’s arguments on this issue all state that we need to be able to jump any hurdle, climb any mountain, ect. Various essays have been produced outlining this by such famous authors as DM. I, for the sake of arguing, would like to throw out the possibility of disagreeing. Why do we have to learn to be shit on? Work hard, and get lucky, and it will never happen.

Who says it’s too good to be true? Anyone that disagrees is a quitter jerk. All you have to do to make something come true is say it.

If only.