TEH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNTLEHT

As some of you may be presently currently aware, there is a plague a mist these lands, something out of its place, something, someone that does not belong in this world for the living, a beast comprised of no flesh and no blood, a beast constructed of pure noob, a beast that holds no ground and deserves no fortune, a beast that thinks so highly of itself for minor accomplishments such as a blog comprised of a single paragraph, and, indeed, while a decent accomplishment, it is nothing to the feat I currently attempt, a feat driven by competition and wrought with spite, a blog entry, once more, but infinitely more 1337 than any of its predecessors, not one paragraph, nay, one sentence, an entire embodiment of malice and justice, a wrongful compilation of thought and comma, as words slew and syntax cries some would say this is no longer a sentence, but once more I scream nay, for I do not cheat this establishment, I do nothing of the sort, no semicolons, no colons, and no dot dot dots, this is pure in both wit and skill as I nail the coffin shut on the phrase that we have come to live by, 08CS>SJ08, a phrase in itself without fallacy, shining through all darkness as the last ray of truth in this world, a beast in and of itself, with immeasurable strength and commitment to its cause, it is undying and a new religion, one free of obscenity, child molestation, and lies, this is the truth that someday we must all accept.