Of Cool Things

There are things in this world that are flippin sweet.

Phrases can be cool. Things like "oh that's harder than a priest at a playground" make my day. Phrases can be funny, or absurd or bad ass: all of which own noobs. We're talkin about gonorrhea sick 1337 pwnage of nubtards that could only be gank raped in gnarly crunk fashion. We're talking about wicked sick domination. Furthermore, mumbo dog face to the banana patch got me by for at least the first half of my life. But that's not all.

Physics can be cool. You drop a marble and watch it bounce off of 5 perfectly angled inclined planes. It flies between two more rings bounces off of the wall and sinks perfectly into a test tube where it rests. How is that cool? Well at first it isn't, but consider the following: you will never do that again in your life. The slightest spin on the marble, or the slightest change in altitude can ruin the entire setup. Wicked sick.

Martial Arts can be cool. Try and tell me that a man breaking a house in half by flexing thighs isn't cool. I know, I know, you can't. I understand. EBERYONE understands. How can you not have respect for a person who works so hard to train their body that no one has seen them for the last four years. Ask around about someone and you are bound to here a rumor that they have went to Colorado to train themselves in the mountains. How completely bad ass is that?

The Internet can be cool. Obviously. The possibilities are flipping ENDLESS. You can be shootin the shit with one of your homies (which can be cool) and then you're like, hey, I was youtubin and I saw this videoes where this guy used a power drill to give himself a bloody nose then went on his trampoline and did flips while blood shot out in a arc around him. Then you go on and show him, and it's linked to like 16 other video of blood fountain flipping and you are gone for the day. A brave new world.

This is only the beginning.